

My Asian son thinks he's White
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So, I am actually an American immigrant, and they sat that American is a country of immigrants. So I have to ask you guys, "Please leave my country."
I'm serious. We have a zero-tolerance policy right now.
I heard that Asians have become fastest growing immigrant group in America, which is really amazing because Mexicans can cross the river and come here, and I have to fly thousands of miles to Mexico amd then cross that river.
Trump wants to build a wall to stop immigration, I'm from China. So I know a lot about walls, they don't work. And centuries later, it's just gonna become a huge tourist attraction.
But I do respect Trump, though, because after he took office, there was KKK march, anti-KKK march, women's march, anti-child separation march, and you know how much Americans hate to exercise.
He has contributed more to American's health, then all of the YMCAs combined. And he also contributes to the health of other countries because laughter is the best medicine.
I mean, have you seen his performance at the UN? He killed. They are probably even a better audience than you guys are. Just kidding, you guys are great.
My son was born and raised in America, I remenber one day he came home from school, that was when he was about 5 years old.
He said to me, "Hey, dad, I learned the American history today."
I said, "Wow, that's great!"
He said, "Now I really feel bad for black people."
I said, "Yeah, they are really mistreated in American history."
He said, "Yeah, and I am so glad that I'm white."
I said, "Hold on, you are not white."
He said, "Then what am I?"
I said, "You are yellow."
This is a true story. He took a look at his hand, he was like, "Daddy, this doesn't look yellow to me."
I said, "Yes, I know, but this is America, and everybody has to have a color, and that's the color they gave us, you'd better deal with it."
But my son has a good point, though. Nobody in America, especially a person of color, is exactly the color they are assigned, you know. Like, this is not exactly yellow, it's kinda brown; A black person is not exactly black, they are kinda brown. So we are pretty much all different shades of Mexicans.
So, white people, please don't feel left out, I have a lot of things in common with white guys. For example, I have an Asian wife.
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